The Viewers Asked Us To! Dan and Phil were sitting on the edge of the sofa doinganother 'Danisnotonfire' requests show - where the viewersrequest them to do various things. The request that camein from one of the Phan's was for the two to ... well,lets see shall we? "Oh Dan, you're just too adorable", simpered Phil, teasingly.Dan, grinning, replied with "No, no Phil, you're just too amazingfor words." Phil grinned at his friend, starting to enjoy thisrequest. "But Dan, you're brown eyes are just so ... beautiful!" Philstated, with a giggle. "Phil, do you know what those blue eyes ofyours do to me? They're just so .... brilliant."Dan responded,chuckling. "Oh, Dannie Boy, You charmer, I love your chuckle."Phil wasreally getting into the whole idea of this particular request andstarting to have some fun with it. "Cuddly, that's what you are,Philly my boy." smirked Dan. "
Where Is It?Dan was not a happy bunny, not a happy bunny at all. In fact you could call him a hot cross bun. No matter how hard he searched, no matter where he looked, he just couldn’t find it. Phil had helped for a while, until Dan had shouted at him to get out of the way, then, with a slightly offended look, he’d gone into his room and shut the door.Dan hadn’t MEANT to yell at Phil, of course he hadn’t, not once never mind as often as he had, but he HAD to find it, and Phil should have understood that. After all, this was an emergency. Dan sighed and tried to remember where he’d last had it.THAT was when it hit him, he’d last had it while filming with Phil. Now, they’d filmed in three places. The kitchen …… nope, not there. The living room …… nope, not there. Then it had to be …. Dan ran to Phil’s room, opening the door even as he knocked. ”Phil, is it in …..YOU’VE GOT IT!”
Rhymes, Romance, and Rosebud.2007February the 14th again, Valentine’s day, what was I going to do for Dan this year? Same as usual, I guess. Every year, since we started dating, he’d sing me a song, and I’d write him a poem. Hmm, what to put down this time? This was always the problem for me, I was desperate to write it myself, but not exactly the most rhythmically gifted person on the planet. Oh well, here goes nothing.I have no cash,all I can give,Is all my love,as long as I live.Take my heart,it’s yours I swear,I love you more,than you’re aware.Hmm, not brilliant, but the best I can do. I hope to god he likes it.2008Valentine’s day again, same old, same old. What rubbishy rhyme can I do this time? Here we go.I give to you,A heart that’s true.It’s you I love,My little dove.Say you’ll be mine,as I am thine,before I slip into a decline,say you’ll be my Valentine.Another silly rhyme, thank goodness the phan’s don&
D.A.N.I.S.N.O.T.O.N.F.I.R.E.D is for Delinquent, after poor Phil's mum.A is for Amusing, like a pat on the bum.N is for Narrative, your language often ripe.I is for Impudent, if we believe the hype.S is for Serious, business is of course.N is for Never, tackling by force.O is for Objective, not always, I think.T is for Totoro, he's behind you, don't blink!O is for Obliging, you are for a friend.N is for Nit-picking, you do, in the end.F is for Flaming, that appeared to be rigged.I is for Icing, biscuits to be pigged.R is for Robot, the unicorn song.E is for Enchanting, how you all get along.
L.L.A.M.A.L is for Loved, By Dan is not on fire.L is for Local, farmer's local buyer.A is for Adorable, with your furry skin.M is for Mood, you spit when one your in.A is for Arable, meat to you a sin.
L.I.O.N.L is for Loved, by Amazing Phil.I is for In shot, for heaven's sake sit still!O is for On dit, the things that you say!N is for Near to, close by Phil you stay.
A.M.A.Z.I.N.G.P.H.I.L.A is for Adorable, with your cheeky grin.M is for Mouthwatering, your blue eyes tempting sin.A is for Astounding, with your cutesy dance.Z is for Zooming, hearts begin to prance.I is for Involuntary, the biting of many lips.N is for Noises, lion like, causes nips.G is for Grinning, your smile lights up your face.P is for Positively, bursting with good grace.H is for Hilarious, when you story tell.I is for Irrisistible, when your doing well.L is for Loveable, your innocence is swell.
Stutter ~ Phan (Part 1)Title: StutterAuthor: EJwhiskersPairing: PhanGenre: Angst-ish.Rating: Any AgeWarnings: Bullying, Self harmAuthor's Notes: In The Description-------------------------------------------------"Phil, darling, time for school."Phil's eyes blinked open at the sound of his mother's voice, a groan escaping his lips as he realised what she was saying. He didn't want to to go to school today; he didn't ever want to go to school. He couldn't handle the constant teasing for something he couldn't control; the daunting laughter that followed him everywhere he went, the mimicking, the whispering behind his back. Over the years, he'd leared to not give them the satisfaction of showing them he cared but every word still ached like a bullet through his chest. Every time they mimicked him, he felt his confidence sink lower and lower until he couldn't even look at himself in the mirror anymore.As slowly as possible, he got out of bed and dressed himself in his usual get up of skinny jeans, a t-s