D.A.N.I.S.N.O.T.O.N.F.I.R.E.

D is for Delinquent,
  after poor Phil's mum.
A is for Amusing,
  like a pat on the bum.
N is for Narrative,
  your language often ripe.
I is for Impudent,
  if we believe the hype.
S is for Serious,
  business is of course.
N is for Never,
  tackling by force.
O is for Objective,
  not always, I think.
T is for Totoro,
  he's behind you, don't blink!
O is for Obliging,
  you are for a friend.
N is for Nit-picking,
  you do, in the end.
F is for Flaming,
  that appeared to be rigged.
I is for Icing,
  biscuits to be pigged.
R is for Robot,
  the unicorn song.
E is for Enchanting,
  how you all get along.