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The hospital, the hospital,
  strip down to your undies.
The hospital, the hospital,
  wear gowns split assundies.

The hospital, the hospital,
  they note your height and weight.
The hospital, the hospital,
  now recite your birth date.

The hospital, the hospital,
  lay down, now strap you on.
The hospital, the hospital,
  then instructional earphones don.

The hospital, the hospital,
  now put the needle in your wrist.
The hospital, the hospital,
  not my elbow? That's a twist.

The hospital, the hospital,
  now slide into the tunnel.
The hospital, the hospital,
  a big magnetic funnel.

The hospital, the hospital,
  breath in, breath out, now hold,
The hospital, the hospital,
  clunk, clunk, clunk gets old.

The hospital, the hospital,
  makes many different sounds.
The hospital, the hospital,
  no smoking in the grounds.

The hospital, the hospital,
  We're just injecting dye.
The hospital, the hospital,
  just relax. Really? You try.

The hospital, the hospital,
  the heart trace wires flatline.
The hospital, the hospital,
  the wires need charge, I'm fine.

The hospital, the hospital,
  remove the needle, don't jig.
The hospital, the hospital,
 it bleeds like a stuck pig.

The hospital, the hospital,
  you can get dressed now dear.
The hospital, the hospital,
  waiting for Hubby to appear.
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A bit of descriptive nonsense that came to me after my MRI this morning.
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:iconjetsetg0:
This is haunting.. and the fact that it was inspired from a real hospital visit, great job! I love it.
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*Cuddlepuss Jan 14, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks, I like the rhyme more than the hospital visit.
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:iconjetsetg0:
I can imagine why.. hospitals, ugh. I hope you'd be okay though.
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*Cuddlepuss Jan 14, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I hope so too, it'll be good to finally find out what the hell this is.
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*awkwardly hugs you
I'm just here for you.
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*Cuddlepuss Jan 14, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks love.
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:iconjetsetg0:
You're always welcome!
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*Cuddlepuss Jan 14, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
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~theaftermathis2ndary Jan 9, 2013  Student General Artist
i hate hospitals with a passion....
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*Cuddlepuss Jan 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I don't mind them as a rule, but that blessed MRI machine is NOT for the large or claustrophobic.
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